March 28, 2007

Weird Confession

I'm going to share something weird from my past in a moment…

But first, a question:

Have you ever had an idea that was so good that you felt like you were walking around with a winning lottery ticket in your pocket?

Would you wave the ticket around and show it to everyone?

Or would you be a little more careful?

Here's why I ask:

A little while ago, my friend Amish and I stumbled onto a hack - a completely ethical one - for making money, almost on autopilot.

I actually felt like I was walking around with a *NUCLEAR WEAPON* at my disposal.

Let me explain.

Nearly overnight, our earnings skyrocketed, and pretty soon we were cashing huge checks from all sorts of affiliate programs.

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WEIRD CONFESSION
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My first job-after I got done 'earning' a useless college degree - was cleaning out boilers.

IN THE BRONX!

Here's the story:

I quickly realized when I left school that I was one of a million other 'highly qualified' graduates.

The only problem was that most of the opportunities available to someone with no experience–someone like me–were flipping hamburgers and taking orders from yuppies.

I'm the kind of guy who would rather just roll up his sleeves and get to work than try to cozy my way up the corporate ladder…

The next thing I knew, I was cleaning out boilers in the hot summer sun. Going house to house in the Bronx.

It was the hardest job I ever had.

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BIG REALIZATION
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After cleaning out hundreds of pounds of soot every week for nearly a year, I realized something that made my blood run cold…

I was actually making more money in that crap job than most of my friends.

And it wasn't because I was getting paid hand over fist to clean boilers.

It finally sunk in that there is no way to get ahead if you play by 'the rules.'

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BLACK OPS MOVES THAT HUMILIATE THE BIG BOYS
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I realized that most people are missing something BIG.

What they are missing is an unfair advantage.

Everyone I saw who had a job was stuck, and everyone I saw trying to start a business was floundering.

I didn't want to suffer the same fate.

Luckily, I'm the kind of guy who will bitch to anyone who will listen.

That's when I ran into Amish and we started comparing notes.

We quickly realized that by crossing our unique strategies, we could gain a truly unfair advantage in business.

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WE *DESTROYED* OUR COMPETITION
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Nearly overnight, Amish and I were raking in *SIX FIGURE* CHECKS EVERY SINGLE MONTH.

And the best thing was, it was so easy.

You see, what we discovered is that everyone has it wrong when it comes to dominating with pay per click advertising.

Most people waste 99% of their time chasing down dead ends and repeating the same boring process again and again.

What's worse is that the 'gurus' lead people straight into this *TIME TRAP* that's ruining people's businesses.

Lots of people I saw were chasing opporunity that they had no time to implement, or that didn't even make sense for their business.

It's NOT your fault.

We were laughing every time our big checks came in and another guru was telling us to do it this way, or like that.

Yeah, right.

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BUT HERE'S WHAT FREAKED ME OUT:
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When we first started these videos, we figured that a lot of people would want to hear more.

And they have-in fact, a LOT more than we'd expected.

But I was surprised by the kinds of questions people were asking us and the people who had started to track us down:

Our most popular question is:

"WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST GO AHEAD AND SELL ME SOMETHING?"

Our answer was NOT going to be "Yes."

No offense-but we already make a pile of dough every month.

(As you can imagine, it's fun to sit around and cash big checks for very little effort-work that I usually do in my undershorts.)

We just wanted to demystify this whole PPC thing because of all of the nonsense being taught by the 'guru' crowd.

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ABUDCTED BY ALIENS
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Now I told you that we were contacted by certain types when this whole new PPC thing started to spread by word of mouth.

What I didn't mention is that I was dealing with a guy who's possibly the most dangerous undergound marketer in the world.

Sound unbelievable?

I thought so too, until I met Mike Long, who's one of the secret kingpins behind the scenes of nearly *TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS* worth of sales in the last year, by exposing hot businesses.

His secret headquarters is considered to be 'the Area 51 of the marketing world.'

Not to toot our own horn, but when we pulled the curtain back and revealed what we were doing and the results we were getting, Mike said:

"People HAVE to know about this. It's URGENT."

Mike realized that we've truly cracked the code on gaining an unfair advantage using our little hack.

The next thing I knew, Amish and I were taking the 'hidden exit' to  Mike's secret hideout.

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REMEMBER THAT QUESTION I ASKED YOU?
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Back at the beginning of this email, I asked you how you'd protect your 'winning lottery ticket.'

I don't mind sharing that Amish and I have actually been very secretive because we didn't want our secret weapon to fall into the wrong hands.

Quickly after setting foot in Mike's HQ, we realized how it got its reputation:

Not only have Mike and his team been behind the scenes of most of the biggest launches in the history of internet marketing.

But their HQ was a vault of unreal secrets and tools so weird Amish accused Mike of smuggling alien technology.

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SO WE TOOK OUR SYSTEM UNDERGROUND
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We really liked Mike's idea of sharing the unfair advantage that we've enjoyed and boosting everyone's profits…

BUT WE DID HAVE TWO BIG RESERVATIONS:

1. We didn't want to have to slow our business down, because saving time is the key to our system.

2. We didn't want to reveal our secrets to too many people at once.

The fact is, the only way that Mike convinced Amish and me to sell anything at all was to kill two birds with one stone.

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STRANGE BEHAVIOR DECODED
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Mike showed us that we could tweak our system to supercharge the whole thing.

Here's how:

Most people are afraid to work together. The gurus advise you to 'mastermind,' but they don't practice what they preach.

We are 'programmed' to act like lone wolves.

When Amish and I started working together, it was much more than swapping jokes once a week on a phone call.

Amish and I rewrote the manual on how to do PPC by rolling up our sleeves and doing it together.

OUR BRAINS WERE PRACTICALLY HARD-WIRED.

Then we hired TWO crack teams of Programmers to 'translate' the blueprint that we created into a weapon of unbelievable power.

Each time we added to our team, we pocketed more and more easy money every single month.

So Mike convinced us that we would actually make MORE money if we did a one-time program to get a select few guys up to speed when it comes to our ninja PPC technology.

It turns out that a lot of the really big advances in this little 'online marketing community' tend to come from the "average guys" that no one has ever heard of, who quietly rake it in at home.

(Regular people, without super powers or anything, just like you and me.)

The data and feedback we will get from working with this small 'Inner Circle' will be MORE than enough pay for the massive investment of time and money that we've sunk into this underground project.

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NOT SO FAST!
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We've been overloaded with emails from people wondering how to get started. But we want to get some things clear before we "open the doors."

Here's the deal:

1. THIS WILL *NOT* COST $25,000.00

At some point it 'leaked' that Amish and I pull in checks totaling nearly $250,000.00 per month using this thing.

There were also rumors (also true) that we've shelled out well over $100,000.00 putting our system together in the last few months.

For some reason many people figure that we MUST charge at least 10% of what we rake in in a good month.

Or AT LEAST 1/4 of what we've spent putting our system together in the last few months.

No doubt this system is WORTH $25,000.00 *OR MUCH MORE* (you'll see what I'm talking about in the next few days as we show you some 'bootlegged' videos we've created for you) but this WON'T cost anywhere near that much.

2. YOU'D BETTER BE SERIOUS.

Once you know how our system works, you'll be able to zoom ahead–so our first step will be to let you jack directly into our brains, so we can take you by the hand and lead you step-by step.

That means that you'll be getting loads of one-on-one time with me and Amish.

Now as much as we *love* the idea of getting money from people who don't ever take the time to benefit from our system (NOT), there's just one problem:

3. THIS WILL BE LIMITED.

That means if you take-up a space and don't use the system, it's not fair to the people who didn't get lucky enough to snatch a slot.

Couldn't we just record a bunch of videos and create a bunch of colorful DVDs and then give everyone and their mom access to our little 'machine'?

We could, but we're not in the guru business; we're in the 'making money nearly on autopilot with our machine that gives us an unfair advantage' business.  Let me explain…

Like I said before, when I quit fixing boilers and started building my own business, so I could have time with my family and money to enjoy life and travel, I realized a lot of people were doing things the wrong way.

The way I zoomed to the head of the line was by totally *FOCUSING* on my success.

Now, for a short time, we're going to be totally FOCUSED ON YOUR SUCCESS, so you're the one zooming ahead.

It is actually very easy to make money online once you know the secrets, but we can't teach everyone all at once.

We haven't decided how many people we can take on, but at this time we're only planning on opening up a handful of slots.

That's because:

4. THERE IS A CATCH

We have an ulterior motive. You see, we usually pull in as much as a couple of hundred grand per month just maintaining our automated campaigns.

In fact, the only reason we agreed to do this is because we realized we could teach you everything you'll ever need to know in just a few weeks…

But to make that happen, Amish and I will have to put a lot of individual work into your business.

That's because in exchange for joining our exclusive Inner Circle, we're asking you to SUCCEED QUICKLY so you can give us feedback, including a good case study testimonial.

That way, we're actually working together instead of just playing around…

Luckily, we've *already* been providing you with some of the very best PPC educations available anywhere (free or otherwise).

In the next few days we'll be 'pulling the curtain back' for you and really showing you how our business works…

That way you can make an INFORMED DECISION.

(Instead of getting caught up in 'mob mentality' when this thing hits.)

If that's cool with you, I'll be back with the first behind-the-scenes video I just mentioned, where we're actually going to take you inside of our business so you can see *exactly* what's going on.

Trust me, after this next video, you'll never see PPC or online business the same way.

Talk Soon,

Larry

P.S. When are we planning on 'opening our doors'?

Right now we're planning on going 'live' Thursday, April 19.

We want you to have plenty of notice, because there are already a few thousand people hovering around this thing, and we're only planning to open up a handful of slots.

P.P.S. All I can say at this time about the 'Secret Weapon' that I mentioned earlier is that it allows anyone to play jiu-jitsu with the whole 'time and expense' issue with PPC.

More info soon!

P.P.P.S. Hint: If you haven't had the chance to check out the videos that Amish and I created for you, make sure to do it soon.

They are posted on our blog:

http://www.thenewppc.com/blog

They contain some "hidden clues" to the stuff I told you about above and they won't be around much longer.

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March 28, 2007

Bob :

Going live in three weeks …? I don't want to miss out. Any way I can reserve my spot now?

March 29, 2007

Marlow :

I'll second that!!!

April 3, 2007

Alex :

same here!

April 4, 2007

Pat :

I won't second that- I don't even know these guys will be around tomorrow judging by the way they're handling this blog right now. My bs radar is starting to go off. Only limited slots…hurry up and wait….same ole same old lame lame pre-launches.

Jose Silva :

Well I guess it's "Don't call us… we'll call you" for many of us. We'll see… right?

April 5, 2007

A.S :

Geez,
Give them some time, I hear that they are busy integrating with another partner at the moment.

Perfection takes time, and I'm sure they're wanting this to be the best that it can be (at least at launch)… so be patient; good things come to those who WAIT.

April 10, 2007

Brian :

It is time for an update. A few lines is all that is needed…..! Tell us what is going on!

April 15, 2007

Alex :

the launch was supposed to be april 14/07. What's up ?

April 16, 2007

Jason :

I agree with Pat.

"Only limited slots…hurry up and wait…"

We are not gurus. We are not selling anything. Oh wait.

Sound familiar? LOL

Bob :

Alex,

Internet marketers NEVER launch their products on the weekend. April 14th was a Saturday. They prefer Thursdays.

Reread the tale end of this post:

"P.S. When are we planning on 'opening our doors'?

Right now we're planning on going 'live' Thursday, April 19."

Andrew :

Hello,

The blog says April 19 is the launch date. Is this still true?

Today is April 16 and still no updates of any kind, kinda cutting it pretty close I guess…

Andrew

Harpy :

Enjoyed the Squid-oo videos, but the blog sounds like Guru BS. What happened to the original dynamic duo - have you been taken over by some Alien element like the Fed?

So how much is this new xray tool going to cost?
I want protection! Call the cops right now!

July 31, 2007

Michael :

So i see the patern here,,you havew gone to S Cal to hang out with ML and FK..

This hole thing is kinda starting to stink Like another long drawn out launch..

Come on man ,,you guys ,,all of you suck you keep doing this ,,Hay we have all the the secrects and we are so cool we are just going to give them to you,,but just so you know we have been in the back ground for soooolooong you would never know us ,,we are that powerfull…We have made so much money and we know yoy want ,,and guss what we are going to give it all to you but you have to wait no no I tell you what ,,I have a video,,, you can what its going to state all theing s we have figured out for years we have been doing all this secret resherch,,,Like some super human,,don't you want to know how to do this???/ shore you do ,,you want to go surfing all day right and then come back and tonight launch a 2millon $$ capain in 2hrs and well lets go surfing again for weeks , O but you want to no how to do this right ,,well watch this video and we will tell how not to do it and then we will have another Vid ,,after we have go surfing…See we really do want to just give you some real info ,,because we have made so much money that its time to give back,,,,welll it not time yet ,,we need to string along anoth 1000,0000,000 to so we can give you something for nothing but not yet,,Fuck I am so sick of this ,,these guys think we are stoped,,Like the hole we are coming clease no more tackticks promis we are coming out of the closet ,,,please….We all know what this marketing style is all about it old sckool,hype at its best,come in the back door you guys are so smart…..Guru's who don't want to be Gurus who are acting like hollywood……You suck….Michael…..

PS yes you are right I can't spell who cares…

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